~Ellen Degeneres Virus~
Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.

~Monica Lewinsky Virus~
Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

~Titanic Virus~
Makes your whole computer go down.

~Disney Virus~
Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

~Mike Tyson Virus~
Quits after one byte.

~Prozac Virus~
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

~Lorena Bobbit Virus~
Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

~Woody Allen Virus~
Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.

~Spice Girl Virus~
Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

~Ronald Reagan Virus~
Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored.

~Dr Kevorkian Virus~
Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.

~Oprah Winfrey Virus~
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands to 300MB.

~Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus~
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

~Viagra Virus~
Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive.